Give the Gift of ME!

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Don't make your loved ones
Pretend to like your gift


Make them truly happy
by giving ME this year!




Or, shall I say, a Gift Certificate for my services...

(please, pretend there's a ribbon
on the box, I couldn't figure it out)

No wrapping paper needed

One size fits all
Easy to mail
Redeemable throughout the year*

No returns 

(but I can be re-gifted)

*Gift certificates cannot be redeemed before January 3, 2012
**Yard Work not available with gift certificate